| I grew up in a household of grandmothers, | | | | After graduation from high school and feeling |
| mother, sisters, aunts, and older and younger | | | | sorry for himself with tears actually running down |
| female cousins. They thought racist and bathroom | | | | his cheeks one day, his older sister gave him |
| stories were hilarious. They could take a joke too. | | | | verbal hell. She told him he should quit feeling |
| There was no father or other males in my | | | | sorry for himself and to start learning something |
| youthful years. Being the only male in my family, I | | | | abort women. |
| got lots of attention. I was always the cousin who | | | | After that, Joe said he read every female |
| got the extra piece of cake. I grew up thinking I | | | | psychology source that he could find, and he got |
| knew all about women until I started college at | | | | girls to start talking about themselves and their |
| Arizona State University. | | | | goals in life. Joe said he had learned to like girls |
| Soon after enrolling at Arizona State, I soon | | | | better than ever. He also said that he enjoyed |
| realized there was a lot about females that I just | | | | women more since he had learned to understood |
| didn't know. After one or two dates with a girl, I | | | | them. Joe used to fix me up with blind dates too. |
| was usually dropped for some other guy. I had | | | | Three of my female cousins and an aunt married |
| two good friends who had starting body building | | | | and divorced, and remarried and divorced again. |
| at 13, and they had physiques that would rival | | | | They always had good husbands too. I think the |
| Arnold Swartsnegger. They had the same | | | | breakups came about by the guys not |
| problem. After one or two dates, they would be | | | | understanding how females think and what keeps |
| dropped for other guys too. What got to us | | | | females turned on. |
| most, there was a nerd named Joe (who was | | | | My wife has passed on, but we had an ideal loving |
| actually a good friend) that had girls around him all | | | | relationship, because I took the time to study the |
| the time. He was skinny, a little stooped over, and | | | | psychology of women before I ever started |
| he was always fighting pimples. | | | | looking for a wife. We had three daughters. I |
| In those days girls were restricted to their dorms | | | | have a wonderful relationship with my three girls. |
| after 10:00pm. The reception room of the girls' | | | | I'm retired, bald, and overweight. I don't have a |
| dorm was a busy place until the girls went to bed. | | | | problem getting dates and repeat dates with |
| What do college girls talk about? They talk about | | | | women half my age and sometimes much |
| college boys. My two buddies and I got a | | | | younger. I live in Las Vegas, and I'm referring to |
| temporary job of electrical rewiring the reception | | | | ladies like waitresses, receptionists, show girls, and |
| room of the girls' dorm. We decided to bug it at | | | | tourist girls. I'm white, but when it comes to |
| the same time. After that we listened to the girls' | | | | women I'm color blind. I have no trouble getting |
| conversations at our dorm with a big speaker. We | | | | dates with blacks, whites, or whatever. |
| soon had the shock of our lives. | | | | There are things that a woman will not put up |
| One of my buddies would have given his left arm | | | | with that can ruin a relationship on the first or |
| to have had a date with a striking beautiful girl, | | | | second date. Dressing sloppy or dressing too |
| but she always turned him down. The girls talked | | | | casual on a first date will turn a woman off. |
| about my friends and me, but they would gave | | | | Losing your wallet and asking a date to pay for |
| us the quick nice guys treatments and moved on | | | | drinks and dinner is a real turn off. Bragging about |
| to other guys. The first time they discussed Joe, | | | | your numerous girl friends will assure you of not |
| my fiends and I almost fell out of our chairs. The | | | | getting a second date. Complaining to the |
| beautiful girl that my friend was after stated that | | | | management about poor service and talking down |
| she had never done it with a boy, but all Joe had | | | | to serving staff is a good way to kill a relationship |
| to was ask and she would drop her drawers for | | | | before it even gets started. Talking about your |
| him. My friend almost went into shock and | | | | health problems or your dietary quirks is a first |
| wondered how that girl could overlook his | | | | date killer too. Women like guys that have good |
| beautiful masculine body and go for a nerd with | | | | manners. |
| pimples. We realized right then and there that we | | | | I realize that being old, ugly, and fat will turn most |
| had a great deal to learn about women. | | | | women off upon initial contact. I also know these |
| One weekend I met Joe at a local college hangout | | | | obstacles can be over come if a women is |
| called "The Hut." After having two beers with Joe, | | | | treated just right when meeting a man for the |
| I asked him his secret for charming so many | | | | first time. You owe it to yourself to learn all you |
| college girls. Joe told me it was not always that | | | | can about women before you settle for a |
| way and that he never had one date in high | | | | permanent relationship with one. Men are men and |
| school. Every girl he ever asked turned him down. | | | | women are women, and they don't think alike. |